Breathe

Hello bloggers!! Long time no seeeeee~

When was the last time I posted? I don't remember. And I'm too mlz to go check on it again, 'cuz my internet is being crappily SLOW and WEIRD and FREAKY and GAYYYYY!!! (picked up from Devina)

And we know it's never simple, never easy
Never a clean break, no one here to save me
You're the only thing I know like the back of my hand~~~

Sorry I had to type that. Just some random song I'm listening to in my cellphoneeeee... my NEW cellphoneeeeee... and I LOVE it. 

WHY I DIDN'T POST ON MY BLOG FOR LIKE... MONTHS-ISH

There are always reasons. Which is why you people have absolutely NO right to SUE me. Absolutely NO right AT ALL. 

Reason #1: I had fluuuuu~

And having the flu sucks, 'cuz then you have a crappy headache, sometimes a fever, and you feel like you wanna puke every time you walk around too much. 

Reason #2: A Mount Everest pile of homework.

Yeshh, I'm serious!! 

Reason #3: Mls.

Lol. This is pretty self-explanatory. I mean, who wouldn't be mlz after finishing a Mount Everest pile of homework??

RANDOMNESS + CRAZINESS = 1000 ML OF VITAMIN C!! (WHAA??)

Yeshh, I'm randoooooommmm!! As you can probably guess by the title. I'm officially infected with the Devina Randomness and Craziness Virus. It's a very infectious disease. Like... swine flu... or worse. 

'Cuz I can't 
Breatthheeeeeeeeee
Without you, but I have to
Breatheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~

Breatheeeeeeee by Taylor Swift xD

It's been repeating itself over and over and over on my cellphone. 

'Cuz I can't 
Breatheeeeee without you...

*gasp*

*gasp* *cough*

*gasp* *gasp* 

*can't breathe*

*gasp*

*gasp like a fish outta water*

RANDOM QUOTES

Absolutely random quotes that have nothing to do with this post. 

No, you don't get it. When you say you get it, it's not the same as getting it. If you think you get it, it's actually not the same as really getting it. Get it?

- Kakashi Hatake, Naruto (no, I don't get it either)

Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you.

- Dr. Seuss

We are weird and that makes us SPECIAL!!

- Devina Tjandra (yeah, I personally like this one)

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of bleeding, he sings.

- Ed Gardner (dunno who he is)

I want Indomie Kuah.

- Me. Copyrighted by ME.

When life throws you lemons, you have to learn how to make lemonade.

- Forgot where I got this.

Let's stop the quoting now.

- Me. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAR!!!

Yes, it's Mar's birthday!! She's turning 13!! Happy birthday Mar!!!

So anyway, she invited us to this pizza place um... somewhere near Santo Yakobus. And we had this really salty pizza... that makes your mouth burn... no I'm serious. 

And then we went to Koalaoke. I don't recommend you going there. It's a weird place. Full of gays.

*cricket cricket cricket*

So uh... yeah I guess. 

*outta stuff to say*

A LITTLE BIT MORE RANDOMNESS + CRAZINESS FOR THE END OF THIS POST...

DID YOU KNOW THAT SCIENTISTS THINK THERE ARE ALIENS IN MARS?!

xDD

I'm sick of typing. Bye.

SOS

Hello bloggers! Ignore the weird title, it's just a song from the Jonas Brothers. 

*Note that I am NOT a JB fan because of it. That random song just popped up, that's all. 

And I haven't posted in like, weeks! I've got my reasons, don't sue me...

PLANTS VS. ZOMBIES

I found this game online on Yahoo! Games. It's about a zombie invasion and they're trying to eat your brains, and you have some plants to try and stop the zombies (weird, huh?). 

And guess what? I downloaded it in MY laptop and now because of that stupid game, my brother is taking MY laptop as his own. I wish I hadn't downloaded that stupid game in the first place. 

He's hogging my laptop right now, so I can't use it for like, what, 2 weeks? Or more. I couldn't go online and I only used my laptop for 10 minutes A DAY. And I'm fighting him for the laptop keyboard now. 

Ignore any spelling mistakes, if there are any.

BOREDOM IS KILLING ME...

But school's gonna start soon anyway.

On the up side, at least I won't be so bored anymore. And we get to see our friends again!!! 

On the down side... I think you people all know the down side. 

HAVING A SIBLING LIKE MY BROTHER IS CRAP

Yes, it is. It's crap. It feels like crap, it tastes like crap, it sounds like crap (*note that he has a great set of lungs to scream with, and when he yells, he does it really loud), it looks like crap, it smells like crap, and it IS crap. Complete crap. 

He'd yell for attention. And blame it all on me. How unfair is that?

I know he's crazy. He's mentally unstable. But kids his age aren't as unstable as him. I know for sure that he is crazy. 

Right now he's screaming random stuff that comes from a Spongebob movie. 

*Note: bring your iPods or wtv if you wanna come to my house. You do NOT want to hear him.

Sometimes I envy him. I mean *scream* his *scream* great set of *scream* lungs and *scream* all, and *scream* his ability *scream* to make *scream* people *scream* love *scream* him on first sight. 

Ok, scratch out the "I know he's crazy part." Now I'm concerned about the number of levels.

K, THAT'S IT

So I'm gonna end my post like this: gtg 'cuz my bro wants to use my laptop AGAIN, and I have to get ready for school...

Byeee~

Oh, Praise the Lord~

Hello bloggers!

Today is (almost) the best day of my life. Well, not really today. More like last Friday. And it's because...

*drum rolls*

I GOT A CELLPHONE!!! Aaaaahhh!! 

*glass breaks*

And now I'm no longer phoneless! Weeeeee :D

But I still can't use my new phone until my parents fix it up. Like making sure I won't waste pulsa and checking the cellphone. And who knows how long it'll take...

Is the title thing too exaggerated? I don't care. I HAVE A HANDPHONE!!! XD

MY BRO IS...

...The wind beneath my wings? (quoted from an I-forgot-what movie)

...The joy in my life? (quoted from another I-forgot-what movie)

No. 

My bro is...

The biggest pain in the neck EVER.

For me, that is. I dunno if anyone out there has a more annoying sibling. 

Like today, he did some random stuff on my Mandarin homework on my laptop and it mysteriously got deleted. Forever and evah. And now I've gotta start over again. 

When I yelled at him to stop, he hit me with his toy gun. It seriously hurt like *beep.* Then I yelled at him again. And he kicked me. Real hard. IT HURTS. I would have kicked him back except that my mom would probably blame me. Or if I'm lucky enough, she would blame both of us, not only me. 

Last week, he made my laptop fall down (laptop: ouch). Now the sides are a bit bent. Thank God, nothing's broken though.

And when my dad went home, my bro would start screaming for no reason, "PAAPPIIII!! I want to go to Hong Kong for holiday!!" or "MAAAA!! I want to buy Ben 10 in Supermall!!" or whatever he wanted to scream out to my parents. 

WONDER WHEN THE HOLIDAY WILL END

I'm sooo bored...

I can't use my cellphone yet 'cuz my parents need to go through the long process that makes sure I use it properly. And I also need to LEARN how to use it properly. I don't think I know how to turn it off. Or on.

Ok, maybe I'm not that bad. But still. 

GETTING KINDA ADDICTED TO WRITING LONG SUBTITLES LIKE THIS ONE JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT AND 'CUZ MANY PEOPLE ARE DOING IT IN THEIR BLOGS, SO MAYBE I SHOULD TOO?

Thank Cindy for starting long subtitles first.

OK, ONE MORE LONG SUBTITLE TO FINISH OFF THIS POST, JUST TO SHOW HOW BORED I AM AND HOW MUCH I WANNA GET BACK TO SCHOOL, NOT FOR THE HOMEWORK AND STUDY STUFF BUT BECAUSE I MISS MY  FRIENDS, BUT ANYWAY THIS BLOG POST IS ABOUT TO END SOON AFTER LIKE ONE OR TWO MORE SUBTITLES

Wow. This is long. But yes, I miss school. And this long subtitle thing is just to fill up the page and not make the posts short xD

I'M LOST. I DUNNO HOW TO END THIS POST.

So I guess I'll end it with a "Let me check if my cellphone's charged fully yet..." 

Byeeee... :D

Singing Myself to Sleep... (dunno why I'm using this song as a title, but I think it's because I dunno what else to use as as a title)

And I wanna do just that! This holiday is so super boring I wanna go to sleep just to pass time. And I usually hate sleeping. It shows how bored I really am right now. 

I can't believe I'm saying this but... I MISS SCHOOL. 

*gasp* 

I actually miss homeworkish, torturish, busyish school. 

*gasp again*

I can't believe what I'm actually saying. 

*gasp like a fish outta water*

So... wow. It's amazing what extreme measures people can take when they're dying of boredom xD

I GOT A HAIRCUT!!!

It's been like forever since my previous haircut. And now I've got one!! Last Friday. Not that I'm completely happy about it. 

This is the shortest haircut I have ever had. They snipped away 15 centimeters off my hair!! *scream*

Anyway on Friday me and my fam went to Johny Andrean in Supermall and I got my haircut there. And then I met Dev!! Hi Dev :D

I look freaky. Both because my haircut's so short and because there was a freakily big pile of hair on the floor when the salon people were done cutting. Like a really, really big pile. 

*tosses hair dramatically*

*tosses hair again and again and again*

Only now I have less hair to toss. 

I look like one of those guys in a horror movie that carry machetes / axes / knives / wtv and walk around zombie-like and kill people. Some of my friends say that. 

SPEAKING OF HORROR MOVIES...

Last night I watched this really really scary movie. It's about a doll that came alive. And I watched it by myself. At midnight. ALONE. 

Big mistake...

*dramatic music playing*

I think it's called "Child's Play" or something like that. And I couldn't sleep for two nights because my brother insists on putting his toys in his room (yes, me and my bro and my mom share a room. I HATE that. I'm almost a teenager, and I. NEED. MY. PRIVACY) and I keep imagining that any moment one of my bro's stuff would come alive. 

It's surprising what a stupid horror movie can do to people.

THE ENDING OF THE POST... DUN-DUN-DUN... LOL

Sorry if I copied this from other bloggers / people / wtv. 

I'm feeling really random today. Really random and bored. Which can only mean one thing: that 2 people have infected me with their virus!!!

Devina: The Randomness Virus
Cindy: The Boredomness Virus

So I'm gonna end this post with a random question, I think...

Q: Do aliens exist??
A: YES THEY DO!!! AND I'VE GOT PROOF!! Cuz the "person" writing this blog post is an alien herself XD

Just Another Post...

Hey everyone! 

I haven't posted in like, a week or something (*gasp*). For a number of reasons.

1. Internet crappily sucks. For 5 days in a row I can't go online. 
2. GROUNDED. 
3. Flu, cough, and a little bit of sore throat.

So I'm gonna try and make this post longer to make it up... 

R.I.P. MICHAEL JACKSON

I'm guessing you people heard the news right? Michael Jackson, King of Pop passed away recently. 

I can't believe it!! When I heard it on TV with my family we were like, "Oh. My. God." Then "OH MY GOD!! He died?!"

This is so sad... *sobz*

This thing is all over the world. Our TV is filled with stuff about Michael Jackson. The Internet is full of it too. The newspaper, even. 

RCTI: "Breaking News: Michael Jackson, King of Pop, Passed Away"
Global TV: "Surprising Death of Our King of Pop"
Trans TV: I forgot the title. But it's something about Michael Jackson for sure...

AC-LESS

You can guess by the title... Our AC broke like a a week ago or something. I have no idea why I'm writing about this. Guess it's because I don't know what else to post.

Anyway, on the up side, it's one AC less that can help global warming. On the down side, it's so hot in here. Burnnniiinnnnggggggg... soo hoootttttttt.... 

*Note that this is a good way to burn off calories. Possibly even fat. People who want to lose weight should do this. Burn yourself up!!! LOL

STILL PHONELESS

I'm sick of waiting! When am I going to get a phone?! Am I going to be the only nerdy phoneless freaky person is class?! 

2 weeks ago I asked my parents again for a phone, and they used their standard answer. 

"We're going to look for one later."

Is this long categorized in "later"? Someone please, please, please convince my parents to get me a cellphone soon. I don't wanna borrow other people's cellphones all the time. It's so embarassing...

Let's try brainwashing.

I do not want a cellphone. I do not want a cellphone. I do not want a cellphone. I do not want a cellphone. I do not want a cellphone. I do not want a cellphone. I do not want a cellphone. I do not want a cellphone. I do not want a cellphone. I do not want a cellphone. I do not want a cellphone. I do not want a cellphone. *repeats until readers go crazy*

I do not want a cellphone. I do not want a cellphone. I want a cellphone. I want a cellphone. I want a cellphone!!! I WANT A CELLPHONE!!! Aaahh!!

BUSY HOLIDAY...

I've been really busy this holiday. Not the hangout, going online more, having fun type of busy. It's schoolish, homeworkish busy.

This is stupid. 

Holidays can save people from total stress. They can save you from school. But they can't save you from parents who take advantage of the long holiday to give you lessons and make your grades go higher. 

Misery... This sucks...

I'm having lessons like every day of the week except Saturday and Sunday. Which is why I haven't posted anything for a week. This is almost as bad as school!! Not that I'm actually insulting Maple Leaf, in case any teachers are reading this xD 

At least there isn't any school in the holiday. No homework, no quizzes, no boring subjects, FREEDOM!! I love you holiday! You rock!! Kamu batu (quoted from Devina)!

Ok, so how to end this post... something random I guess.

Siblings are annoying (no offense to siblings who are reading this). Anybody agrees?

That's it for now, bye~

Still Bored

Being bored sucks. Really sucks. Help. Me. I'm. Dead. Bored.

I wish Devina is online so her randomity can take boredomness away.

I wish human beings (and aliens too xD) would invent something to get rid of boredomness.

I wish I had something to do.

I wish I won't be so bored that I'm actually watching Tom & Jerry with my brother. 

I wish I could fall asleep. Sleeping is a good way to pass time.

I wish whoever invented boredomness would take it away right now.

CELLPHOONNNEEEEEEE...

I am the only person in class who doesn't have a cellphone. And I really, really, really, really want one. How weird is not having a cellphone? The only people I know who don't have a cellphone is my school's principal, Mrs. Tjandra. This sucks. 

I. WANT. A CELLPHONE. 

If I had a cellphone, it could take away boredomness.

I could prank call random people (if I knew how. Dev!!! Teach me!!).

I could go online at midnight if that's possible.

If I got abducted by aliens which mistake me for their own kind, I could call my parents or the police.

SMS people!!

And other stuff. If someone could convince my parents to get me a cellphone, please do. How many people do you know that don't have a cellphone? My parents' explanations on not getting me a cellphone is pretty dumb. I mean, how can I get a laptop when I'm not allowed to get a cellphone? How dumb is that? They've put in a lot of excuses here.

1. I'm not ready to get it (hello? I'm thirteen this year for crying out loud!!)

2. I might lose it (well i haven't lost my laptop haven't I? :D)

3. My brother will also want one (that's his problem, not mine)

4. It's expensive (this excuse is the dumbest of all. My laptop costs more. Why'd they buy me a laptop in the first place then?)

5. They don't know why I need a cellphone (well I've got plenty of reasons above)

Somebody help...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELL!!

Yeah this is late. Bell's birthday was last Friday. Soooo... happy birthday Bell!!! 

She invited us to Pizza Hut in Supermall (is that spelled correctly? One L or two Ls?). Then some people went home. And some other people split up and went to other shops and stuff.

Then we walked around the mall; me, Audine, Anne, Bell, and her two other friends. We were nganggur (is that also spelled correctly?). And went around the mall in circles. We kinda got lost. Then we went to the pet shop. Bell hates dogs. That's sort of the reason why we brought her to the pet shop. Sorry Bell... wasn't my idea... :)

Yeh then I had to borrow Anne's phone to call my mom to pick me up. So embarassing... 

PET SOCIETY

I dunno why I'm posting this post again. I guess it's out of boredomness. It's still so hard to get money in Petso. And um well, if someone can tell me how...

Stuff there are way expensive. 

Need... more... coins...

I'm starting to think Petso is boring. 

'Kay, this post is pretty short I think... it's 'cause I'm so bored. I'm almost wishing school starts now. That's it for now. 

Enjoy your holiday (again) and please don't be infected by the Boredom Virus... 

Laron Attack!!!

Yeah I'm still bored. It's hard to entertain yourself when you have no rights for freedom and you're stuck in your house like a bird in a bird cage, and your dumb brother is annoying you, and you have to live through these boring family get-togethers in your grandmother's boring house with boring small talk, and most of all, your house is full of LARON. 

Laron is disgusting. I dunno why, they seem to like our house. And they're really big. As big as your thumb. Actually, having laron in my house doesn't make me bored.

HAVING LARON IN MY HOUSE FREAKISHLY CREEPS ME OUT. 

Ugh. I hate bugs. And I especially hate worms. But I hate laron too. Crappy laron are infesting my house. The good thing about laron is, when you leave the lights out in your house, their wings will fall out and they'll die. The bad thing is, once they die, you have to sweep 10 tonnes of laron wings and dead laron bodies outside. 

If someone out there is also having laron problems, here are some stuff to help those annoying, creepy, freaky, disgusting insects away.

1. Use yellow lights around your house. Yellow lightbulbs, yellow whatever you can get your hands on. Laron likes white lightbulbs better. They'll stay away from yellow ones.

2. STOCK UP ON PESTICIDES. Pesticides to the rescue!! *dramatic music playing* 

3. Turn off all the lights around your house. Pretty soon all those laron will die. For some reason they need lights to stay alive. Once they die, you can start sweeping them. Yuck.

So I guess the easiest way is to turn off the lights... and wait until the laron's wings fall off. Mwahahahaha... I hope you suffer, laron!!! 

And then the Throw Away the Laron process begins. P.U.

I CURSE YOU LARON!! GO BACK WHERE YOU BELONG!! 

CHATTING RECORD!!

What is the longest chat in the world? Our longest so far (between me and Anne) is 9,921 words, including the names. 

Beat that if you can! 

SIBLINGS

They are a big pain in the neck. I'm not talking about any siblings in particular except one. If you're a sibling reading this, no offense. It's not you. 

It's my brother.

My big-pain-in-the-neck, spoiled, attention-getting, dumb, super-duper-extremely-hyperactive, loud-yelling-screaming-mouth brother. 

Austin (that's him) is the "heart of the family." My family LIVE to see HIM. It's all him. Austin this, Austin that. He is so annoying that I sometimes consider giving him away. Like right now, he's reading this post I'm typing. Fortunately, he doesn't understand what I'm typing about. He can't distinguish the difference between his own name from a picture of a motorcar.

Well, maybe not that bad. He CAN distinguish his name. But that's not the case. There are lots of problems with him.

1. Austin likes to scribble people's homework. Him and scribbling homework is like a dog with a bone or a cat with a ball of yarn.

2. He cannonballs into people while they're sleeping. Especially... me. Good thing he's so light.

3. He can kick. Really hard. He kicks when he's acting spoiled or when he wants something but he's not allowed to have it.

4. He is the younger child in my family. Of course, it means everything goes his way. Or almost everything.

I can go on and on. But I'd better stop now. Don't want to get in trouble with my parents for posting this... 

GOODBYE~

Lots of people are moving from Maple Leaf. Wonder why...

Interview with: Glorianne!! 

Aileen: Why are you moving from Maple Leaf?
Glorianne: Mmm... my mom made me. Hehe. 

Thank you, Glorianne, for the kind interview. *formal tone*

Interview with: Bellinda, the Tomboy!!

Aileen: Are you moving?
Bellinda: Nope. 

Wew, that was fast. Thank you Bellinda, for the kind interview.

Interview with: Cindy!!

Aileen: Do you want to move? Why?
Cindy: Yes!! Because the school is horribly empty and embarassing.

Thank you Cindy, for the kind interview.

Interview with: Mariska!!

Aileen: Why are you moving?
Mariska: Because Marsha is moving. And Marsha is moving because there are only three students left in her classroom. 
Aileen: Okay, other reasons?
Mariska: And I hate Maple Leaf!! But I have to thank Maple Leaf for teaching me English. SIS is my dream school!!

Thank you, Mariska, for the kind interview (MISS YA LOADS MAR!!!)

Just a quick note for everyone that's moving, if they're reading this.

Thanks to everyone for being a great friend, I'll really miss you when you're gone! Good luck to wherever you're moving to; another school, or another place. *sob*

Okay, that's it. Bye for now! And also bye for all those who are moving too...