Laron Attack!!!

Yeah I'm still bored. It's hard to entertain yourself when you have no rights for freedom and you're stuck in your house like a bird in a bird cage, and your dumb brother is annoying you, and you have to live through these boring family get-togethers in your grandmother's boring house with boring small talk, and most of all, your house is full of LARON. 

Laron is disgusting. I dunno why, they seem to like our house. And they're really big. As big as your thumb. Actually, having laron in my house doesn't make me bored.

HAVING LARON IN MY HOUSE FREAKISHLY CREEPS ME OUT. 

Ugh. I hate bugs. And I especially hate worms. But I hate laron too. Crappy laron are infesting my house. The good thing about laron is, when you leave the lights out in your house, their wings will fall out and they'll die. The bad thing is, once they die, you have to sweep 10 tonnes of laron wings and dead laron bodies outside. 

If someone out there is also having laron problems, here are some stuff to help those annoying, creepy, freaky, disgusting insects away.

1. Use yellow lights around your house. Yellow lightbulbs, yellow whatever you can get your hands on. Laron likes white lightbulbs better. They'll stay away from yellow ones.

2. STOCK UP ON PESTICIDES. Pesticides to the rescue!! *dramatic music playing* 

3. Turn off all the lights around your house. Pretty soon all those laron will die. For some reason they need lights to stay alive. Once they die, you can start sweeping them. Yuck.

So I guess the easiest way is to turn off the lights... and wait until the laron's wings fall off. Mwahahahaha... I hope you suffer, laron!!! 

And then the Throw Away the Laron process begins. P.U.

I CURSE YOU LARON!! GO BACK WHERE YOU BELONG!! 

CHATTING RECORD!!

What is the longest chat in the world? Our longest so far (between me and Anne) is 9,921 words, including the names. 

Beat that if you can! 

SIBLINGS

They are a big pain in the neck. I'm not talking about any siblings in particular except one. If you're a sibling reading this, no offense. It's not you. 

It's my brother.

My big-pain-in-the-neck, spoiled, attention-getting, dumb, super-duper-extremely-hyperactive, loud-yelling-screaming-mouth brother. 

Austin (that's him) is the "heart of the family." My family LIVE to see HIM. It's all him. Austin this, Austin that. He is so annoying that I sometimes consider giving him away. Like right now, he's reading this post I'm typing. Fortunately, he doesn't understand what I'm typing about. He can't distinguish the difference between his own name from a picture of a motorcar.

Well, maybe not that bad. He CAN distinguish his name. But that's not the case. There are lots of problems with him.

1. Austin likes to scribble people's homework. Him and scribbling homework is like a dog with a bone or a cat with a ball of yarn.

2. He cannonballs into people while they're sleeping. Especially... me. Good thing he's so light.

3. He can kick. Really hard. He kicks when he's acting spoiled or when he wants something but he's not allowed to have it.

4. He is the younger child in my family. Of course, it means everything goes his way. Or almost everything.

I can go on and on. But I'd better stop now. Don't want to get in trouble with my parents for posting this... 

GOODBYE~

Lots of people are moving from Maple Leaf. Wonder why...

Interview with: Glorianne!! 

Aileen: Why are you moving from Maple Leaf?
Glorianne: Mmm... my mom made me. Hehe. 

Thank you, Glorianne, for the kind interview. *formal tone*

Interview with: Bellinda, the Tomboy!!

Aileen: Are you moving?
Bellinda: Nope. 

Wew, that was fast. Thank you Bellinda, for the kind interview.

Interview with: Cindy!!

Aileen: Do you want to move? Why?
Cindy: Yes!! Because the school is horribly empty and embarassing.

Thank you Cindy, for the kind interview.

Interview with: Mariska!!

Aileen: Why are you moving?
Mariska: Because Marsha is moving. And Marsha is moving because there are only three students left in her classroom. 
Aileen: Okay, other reasons?
Mariska: And I hate Maple Leaf!! But I have to thank Maple Leaf for teaching me English. SIS is my dream school!!

Thank you, Mariska, for the kind interview (MISS YA LOADS MAR!!!)

Just a quick note for everyone that's moving, if they're reading this.

Thanks to everyone for being a great friend, I'll really miss you when you're gone! Good luck to wherever you're moving to; another school, or another place. *sob*

Okay, that's it. Bye for now! And also bye for all those who are moving too...